It's that time again, best quotes of the summer, right here! Heck yes.

• “Tonight we are getting our first campers, and we are going to play with them. No boundaries!” ~Angie Dahl
• “Lutherans don’t need saints, because it’s like Sam’s club, no middle man.” ~Tom
• “Friday morning, parents come, eat the kids…” ~Ruud
• “If the glove doesn’t fit, acquit.” ~Eric Clapp
• Where do sick campers go? “To purgatory.” ~Eric Clapp
• “If you are wearing any clothes would you please take them to the clown room.” ~Leah
• “If Jonah’s beard were a woman we’d be living happily together.” ~Clapp
• “When Ryan Andvick puts on his shiny shoes no woman can resist.” ~Ryan Andvick
• “You smell good, oh wait, maybe that’s me.” ~Rachel B.
• “If we were good at this sport that would have been on sports center.” ~Kevin
• “When was the first time you lost your virginity?” ~Ryan
• “I don’t want to, but otherwise I would.” ~Maren
• “It’s good that Shell Silverstein is Arabic, it’s for the best.” ~Jess Harris
• “Pretty sure dragons have no purpose on this earth but corn cobbs do, so bite me!” ~Ruud
• “I pitched a tent behind the Staff Building, who wants to come see it?” ~Chris
• “Come on *Slap Slap* Hop on.” ~Chris to Rachel Fae
• “Am I burning?!” ~Jill
• “Is that bathroom a bathroom?” ~Maren
• “I just want a big hunk of meat.” Rudd “That’s what she said.” ~Clapp
• “The smoke is pretty awesome you breathe it in, and back out, and you look like a dragon.” ~Jess Harris
• “Well, if I see a 60yr old man with encephalitis coming toward me I won’t ask, ‘Would you like a Hobo’”. ~Maren
• “If gohnorea is hot you’re smokin’.” ~Jess Harris
• “We’ll wait until we all get back to the chapel to open the cursed gold and whatnot.” ~Jess Harris

• “Oh Tofteland, I’ll go strangle her later.”~ Marie
• “Augh, Augh that is the noise of we’re racing while peeping.” ~Dan
• “There’s like a 7-layer dip of loudness going on in here and it’s kind of making me ill.” ~Jess Harris
• “This friggen sucks, slam down the tray, go blog. Now Lynnsey’s being emo over here.” ~Jess Harris
• “Can I be denied 3 times like Jesus.” ~Clapp
• “I’m pretty sure I’m going to flash someone this weekend, I hope it’s you.” ~Maren
• “My teeth are like Marracas.” ~Maria
• “Oh, is that the smell of bruised egos.” ~Clapp
• To Leah “Geez, you drive like my grandpa.” ~Camper Nick
• “I forgot my rock!” ~camper Jake “It’s okay, I have pocketfuls.”~ Courtney
• “I smell like Bobbie Jo.” ~Camper Leah
• “I didn’t mean it in a mean way. I just meant it.”~ Leah
• “Chris’ cabin looks like they’re ready, they’re throwing sticks at him.”~ Bobbie Jo
• “More unpredictable than the leftovers in the fridge.” ~Baudette Radio
• “The high on Tuesday is 74, that’s like air conditioning.” ~Derek “That’s like winter.” ~Clapp
• “When are we going to have after dinner entertainment?” ~Jacobe
• “Clapp, you should like him, because you both don’t like aids.” ~Jess Harris
• “You didn’t just shoot it down Marie, you killed it.” ~Tofteland
• “If water baby falls apart I can put him back together, I’m his creator, he was fearfully and wonderfully made.” ~Derek
• Clapp eats his steak “I just took a bite of my fork.”
• “I’ve been in the chapel at night, and it’s never played music before.” ~Brawner
• “A lot of people go to school for 7 years.” ~Derek “Yeah they’re called Doctors!” ~Clapp

It's a long one I realize, But I hope it was enjoyable.

Peace

And I'm in the cities once again. I have a freakin' sweet apartment, my room is so much bigger than the one I have at home, and the building doesn't smell like UDS! I have the majority of my stuff moved in, except the stuff that goes on my book shelf, because, well, I suck at life and the stupid little wooden dowels should be stronger than they are. That one will have to wait a few days, until I get somemore dowels. I bought my books, Made Chicken Tetrazzini minus the chicken mushrooms and cooking sherry. So really I made noodles and cream sauce, but it's all good. I also made puppy chow, bought a 3 hole punch, did my first Nutrition assignment, painted some more. This is my third day here, so basically no one is here yet, and I've been a little bored. But productive, I've also done all on my Hippa training, downloaded AIM, and taken a trip to Target.

I had a really strange dream last night. I had a dream that the Rapture was happening, and something had happened just before it, so I knew it was coming, and I knew we had about 20mins to be on Earth still, and then I was in a house with some people, and these smoky hands came and started knocking on the window, so I let them in. they were very Tim Burton hands, it was very bizzare.

In other news, Anne and I are going on an adventure today to somewhere, and I am going to be meeting the Health Advocate staff today. We have a pizza party @ 6:30 today. Tomorrow we start official training. Yey for something to do.

Word to the Father.

Don’t mistake innocence for ignorance

Don’t mistake purity for inexperience

Don’t mistake humility for weakness

I sincerely mean this

You understand more than you know

There's no goal like peace of mind

So what else are you trying to find

What’s left except regret and heartache

And yes your heart will break and go numb lots of times before this life is done

You’ll look for answers but there’s just one

Patience one day it will make sense

But waiting is a pinch waking you up from the worlds you’ve made up

The one where you dream and the one where you gave up time

To create a new atmosphere where the boy and the cynic can both play fair

~John Reuben "The Boy Vs. The Cynic"

I'm leaving for school in the morning. Terrifying, I don't know if I'm ready for this, but ready or not, here I go. I'll miss my camp friends, they're trying to convince me to transfer to Concordia next year. We'll see how things go. Here goes ackward!