So, a lot has happened since my last post, well we had christmas for one. We started at my aunts house, and that was as eventful as a funeral home. Though my grandma did have a few good quotes. I'm pretty sure she's becoming senile, because she didn't used to be funny, but now she is. When she first walked in, she waslks up to me and goes Wonder Woman! and I'm like, grandma, I'm Amanda, and she goes oh! Amanda! Then we were opening presents, and she got wicked wahine soap and silk pajamas from my cousin, and she goes "Silk pajamas, and wicked wahine soap, I can just see all the men in town running down the street" This is more funny when you know my grandma, she's a very very very conservative lady. Then she started to open one of her presents out of turn, and we're like grandma, it's not you turn, and she goes "Well I just don't have as much time left as you young folks." But the worst part was, my dad walked into our hotel room, and I was half asleep on the bed as I was already ready, and he goes "Wonder Woman, how was your breakfast?" I gave him a few seconds to realize it was me, and then I'm like "Dad, I'm Amanda!" and he goes "Oh, I guess I dind't look the closely." Sigh, so much for an identity.
My mom was driving me nuts though, she decided we were to be seen and not heard this year, and as she was explaining what happened when I got sick this summer to all my relatives over lunch, she completely exaggerated it, and I tried to interject, and correct her, since it's my disease and all, but they just completely ignored me not once or twice, but three times, so I finaly gave up. And then the next day I tried to join in the converstation, because she always tells us how anti-social it is of us to just sit and stare at our relatives, but as soon as I tried to join, she kicked my right back out. So I went downstairs and slept for two hours until it was time to go. But enough venting.
So today Leviathan took Wonder Woman and I to the theater, and gave us the photo tour, it was so fricking cool. I aboslutely loved it. Felt a little sick form the mold, but that's nothing a little zyrtec won't cure right? Wonder Woman and I went shopping today too, and I got a really big brush, and some deep green oil paint, so I am happy, and have to start on that tomorrow, right after, or maybe even before play practice, probably while I'm washing my clothes. But any way, We stopped at the DBR also, and I felt so silly, because I was just browsing, and I saw a magna-doodle, and I was like "Oh cool a magna doodle!" so I started to play with that, and then grabbed the etch-a-scetch. I found a cool quotes game, and a vintage U of M sweatshirt, so that was exciting, and then when we got to the car, I'm like where are my mittnes? and so I went back in to the store to look for them. I look by the clothes, and in the changing room, and then I walked by the toys, and sure enough there they were. I felt about 6 again. And did you know that Target doesn't sell paddle balls? I was very upset, because I was playing with mine, and the stupid paddle snapped in half. How cheap is that? Well about 25 cents, but shhhh.
Ok, this is getting really long, so I'll let you get back to more important things. Have a wonderful break!