It's that time again, best quotes of the summer, right here! Heck yes.

• “Tonight we are getting our first campers, and we are going to play with them. No boundaries!” ~Angie Dahl
• “Lutherans don’t need saints, because it’s like Sam’s club, no middle man.” ~Tom
• “Friday morning, parents come, eat the kids…” ~Ruud
• “If the glove doesn’t fit, acquit.” ~Eric Clapp
• Where do sick campers go? “To purgatory.” ~Eric Clapp
• “If you are wearing any clothes would you please take them to the clown room.” ~Leah
• “If Jonah’s beard were a woman we’d be living happily together.” ~Clapp
• “When Ryan Andvick puts on his shiny shoes no woman can resist.” ~Ryan Andvick
• “You smell good, oh wait, maybe that’s me.” ~Rachel B.
• “If we were good at this sport that would have been on sports center.” ~Kevin
• “When was the first time you lost your virginity?” ~Ryan
• “I don’t want to, but otherwise I would.” ~Maren
• “It’s good that Shell Silverstein is Arabic, it’s for the best.” ~Jess Harris
• “Pretty sure dragons have no purpose on this earth but corn cobbs do, so bite me!” ~Ruud
• “I pitched a tent behind the Staff Building, who wants to come see it?” ~Chris
• “Come on *Slap Slap* Hop on.” ~Chris to Rachel Fae
• “Am I burning?!” ~Jill
• “Is that bathroom a bathroom?” ~Maren
• “I just want a big hunk of meat.” Rudd “That’s what she said.” ~Clapp
• “The smoke is pretty awesome you breathe it in, and back out, and you look like a dragon.” ~Jess Harris
• “Well, if I see a 60yr old man with encephalitis coming toward me I won’t ask, ‘Would you like a Hobo’”. ~Maren
• “If gohnorea is hot you’re smokin’.” ~Jess Harris
• “We’ll wait until we all get back to the chapel to open the cursed gold and whatnot.” ~Jess Harris

• “Oh Tofteland, I’ll go strangle her later.”~ Marie
• “Augh, Augh that is the noise of we’re racing while peeping.” ~Dan
• “There’s like a 7-layer dip of loudness going on in here and it’s kind of making me ill.” ~Jess Harris
• “This friggen sucks, slam down the tray, go blog. Now Lynnsey’s being emo over here.” ~Jess Harris
• “Can I be denied 3 times like Jesus.” ~Clapp
• “I’m pretty sure I’m going to flash someone this weekend, I hope it’s you.” ~Maren
• “My teeth are like Marracas.” ~Maria
• “Oh, is that the smell of bruised egos.” ~Clapp
• To Leah “Geez, you drive like my grandpa.” ~Camper Nick
• “I forgot my rock!” ~camper Jake “It’s okay, I have pocketfuls.”~ Courtney
• “I smell like Bobbie Jo.” ~Camper Leah
• “I didn’t mean it in a mean way. I just meant it.”~ Leah
• “Chris’ cabin looks like they’re ready, they’re throwing sticks at him.”~ Bobbie Jo
• “More unpredictable than the leftovers in the fridge.” ~Baudette Radio
• “The high on Tuesday is 74, that’s like air conditioning.” ~Derek “That’s like winter.” ~Clapp
• “When are we going to have after dinner entertainment?” ~Jacobe
• “Clapp, you should like him, because you both don’t like aids.” ~Jess Harris
• “You didn’t just shoot it down Marie, you killed it.” ~Tofteland
• “If water baby falls apart I can put him back together, I’m his creator, he was fearfully and wonderfully made.” ~Derek
• Clapp eats his steak “I just took a bite of my fork.”
• “I’ve been in the chapel at night, and it’s never played music before.” ~Brawner
• “A lot of people go to school for 7 years.” ~Derek “Yeah they’re called Doctors!” ~Clapp

It's a long one I realize, But I hope it was enjoyable.

Peace