Random Amusing Anecdotes

I was walking back from my calc review, and came upon a college aged guy, and probably a 2nd grade boy walking and it looked like the little boy was getting a tour of campus. As I walked by the older guy said "And this is the Northrop Mall." the boy looked up at him, and retorted "How do you know?!"

I sat down in OChem lecture, and plopped my notebook onto my little desk. My pen somehow managed to go flying, and hit the guy four chairs to my left in the knee. The pen hasn't been seen since. If you have any information about it's where abouts....

Written on the board in my calc discussion yesterday "Office hours have been canceled due to the exam, and a paper I haven't finished." I love my TA.

Jenny was doing her O Chem and working with a model of a molecule, trying to pull of a methyl group and ripping the whole thing apart she exclaims, " This is a stupid molecule, it is not happy. if I were this molecule I would want to be something else!" I looked at the poor mangled molecule and replied "Jenny, do you realize that, that molecules self esteem just dropped about ten points?"

Last night Alex and I were ordering food from Simon Delivers, and we found Ezekiel 4:9 bread. We were very curious what Ezekiel 4:9 could have to do with cinnamon bread and hamburger buns, so we looked it up. it says, " Now take some wheat, barley, beans, peas, millet, and spelt. Mix them all together and make bread. that is what you will eat the 390 days you are...." turn the page... "lying on your left side." What?! Maybe they're hamburger buns your supposed to eat while lying on your left side?

And I'm off for Wednesday. I don't really like wednesdays.