By Popular Request (Yes Laurie, you are Popular Request)

The Best of Quotes 2005-2006

I’m glad cats are mammals; it’d be weird if they laid eggs. ~Albert

How could he explode again? His body has already been oxidized! ~Tim

How did you get gum in your shoe? That’s pretty tough, it’s like stepping on a llama

Augh! Gravity is really frustrating! ~Albert

And on the third day God was grumpy, and he created physics. ~Al

That’s like the worse password ever, “XXXX-XXXX”. ~Me

“What’d you do to your hand?” Me, “Dp/DT=shrimp”Al *consfusion*

“There’s more to life than Petri dishes.” ~Jenny

“We should get you a seat belt and a helmet; even at 0 mph you’re dangerous.” ~Brettness

“Whores is not the plural of horse” ~Laurie

“Because bees come from honey.” ~Brettness

“Oh! Someone just texted me and said ‘I just had a dream you got in a car accident.’ I’m fine, I just got new tires.” ~Brettness

“Grandma got Mom a Chlamydia plant. ‘Dad, are you sure that’s what it’s called?’ Yeah, I gave her one last year.” ~Dad

“Amanda, you’re marker doesn’t want to have a crap.” ~Jenny *three minutes of laughter* “I still don’t get it”~Alex

“Can I have some of you’re ice?” Pat “That’s what Santa Claus said when global warming moved next door.” Steve

I’m going to die when I’m 28….what are you doing next summer? ~Anne

“And then everything at church kind of went to Hell…” ~ Jenny

“This is what I’d be like if I were cool” ~Me

“You’ve been in love with Johnny Depp longer than you’ve been in love with me.” ~Jenny to Pat

“What are those? Live barnacles?” ~Steve

“And that valuable substitute for war, sports!” ~ 8th floor girl

“So, do you guys want to learn the chain rule, or hear Prof. Messing stories? … Alright! Story time!” ~Bond

“Pat got to live out my meteorological fantasy.” ~Me

"That means that I did better on my test than Professor Driesen did!!" ~Mark

“He’s like super tall, and you’re like super not.” ~Steve

“Why is it that after every accident my alignment gets straighter?” ~Albert

“Honey, you’re tempting me, you’re like the devil.” ~Jenny to Pat

“I’m feeling so overwhelmed by life, I think it’s because it rained today.” ~Laurie

“So is this like the Northern Minnesota version of candy or something?” ~Jenny about Necco Wafers

“I saw a girl and she was yellow, I’m pretty sure she had jaundice.” “Maybe she was asian.” ~Alex and Pat

“She looks like a Barbie; Have Sex With Me Barbie.” ~Alex

“I want you to know that I’m not just taking advantage of you because I’m drunk.” ~Ashley

“That’s excellent ◦ e^awesome” ~Steve

“Gelatinous gonadal forms - undifferentiated internal sex organs – emerge form slots in their uniforms in a migratory quest for directionality.” ~ Mathew Barney

“We were driving past the projects and grandma said 'Wow look at all the black people.' And I couldn’t find any.” ~Me

“This horse has just given birth to a zebra.” ~How Babies are Made

“It’s like a beaded mullet.”~ Alex

“I have the attention span of like a squirrel.” ~Tammy

“Woah, I think the whole room just died.” ~Brent

“No, you fucking do it, I did bowling!” ~Brent

“Don’t cry out loud, for me Argentina.” ~ Brent, Tammy

“Any more rhymes Dr. Seuss?” ~Kalli

“Oh, you were cute before you made that face.” ~Alex

“I don’t have to, because I’m a BFA in dance. Relish that Bitch!” ~Brent

“When you add that up it’s like 28 hours, some people sleep more than that in one night.” ~Tammy

Yey, another successful year of quotes, nice work guys.