Comforting news, I got pepper spray today from my mother, and it boasts six features.
*Each unit fires about 5, one second bursts
*Effective range up to 10 feet
*Every unit "test fored" before shipping
*Fashionable design with built in keyring
*Features GLOW-IN-THE-DARK locking safety cap.
*30 Day Money Back Guarantee
So in conclusion, if you are mugged, and your pepper spray does not fire, due to malfunction, or inability to work safety cap, and you are out of the hospital within 30 dats of purchase you can be refunded the $10 for your defective pepper spray. You have to love America.
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Don't get pepper spray on your foot. I heard it's extremely painful... nevermind the pepper spray on the eyes. Ouch.
A surprising little tidbit: People in Boston are actually quite friendly, I feel perfectly fine here. I'm quite surprised that you needed pepper spray, I'm assuming, for college. I've ridden the T subway here quite a bit already and I have yet to feel unsafe. But, hopefully you do not have to use the pepper spray ever.
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