If I were a stone, I would be: sandstone, I usually give in easily
If I were a tree, I would be a: cottonwood, I make a mess in the spring
If I were a bird, I would be a: love bird, jsut because i think they're pretty. And they don't like to be left alone for long periods of time.
If I were a machine, I would be: a typewriter, out of date, but useful in a pinch
If I were a tool, I would be: does a macro lens count?
If I were a flower/plant, I would be a:  geranium, common place, and brightly colored
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: right before a thunderstorm, when you can see the tunderheads coming, but it's not yet raining.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a: dryad, I like trees
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a: ukulele, they're short 
If I were an animal, I would be a:  box fish. Very odd, but I'd live in the ocean!
If I were a color, I would be: grass green
If I were an emotion, I would be: when you realize you said something incredibly stupid, but find it awefully funny yourself .
If I were a vegetable, I would be a: sweet corn
If I were a sound, I would be: most likely a crash, I'm not very coordinated. 
If I were an element, I would be: Argon, it's hard to make me react.
If I were a car, I would be: a Geo Metro. 
If I were a song, I would be: Le Tango De Roxanne (wink wink) 
If I were a movie, I would be: Garden State, it's just goofy
If I were a food, I would be: cheese, definitly cheese
If I were a place, I would be a: somewhere with vaulted ceilings
If I were a material, I would be: gauze, I'd be pretty and flowy, but also heal people. Multitasking you know.
If I were a taste, I would be: pansys
If I were a scent, I would be: freshcut grass, oh or the ocean
If I were a religion, I would be: um, christian? Not sure how to interpret this question.
If I were a word, I would be: acquiescent
If I were an object, I would be a: camera
If I were a body part I would be: shoulder, for people to lean on?  Or do handstands on I guess.
If I were a facial expression I would be: the I can't believe you just said/did that betsy look. 
If I were a shape I would be a: a cone, I'd like to be conic
If I were a number I would be: 2 easy to work with
If I were a month I would be: July, it's warm then
If I were a day of the week I'd be: Sunday
If I were a time of day I'd be: 11:30pm
If I were a planet I would be: Uranus, always cold
If I were a piece of furniture I'd be a: is it sad if I say rug becaue I let peoplewalk all over me?